Junior’s Rating ** out of *****

Nicolas Cage, Charlie Young, Chakrit Yamnarm, Dom Hetrakul

Nicholas Cage is an Oscar-winning actor and a relative of Francis Ford Coppola.  He was once married to the better looking Arquette sister and to Lisa Marie Presley.  Other than his marriages, he has pretty much stayed out of the Hollywood headlines which would seem to suggest that he’s a smart, savvy guy.  So why can’t he seem to grasp the two most obvious challenges to his future as a film star?  He needs to do something with his hair, and stop making bad films like Bangkok Dangerous.  He should be able to survive for some time on his take from the two National Treasure movies which will give him time to find a good transplant surgeon and take care of his increasingly erratic coif. And the next time  someone asks him to play a cold blooded assassin losing his touch while carrying out his swan song assignments in Bangkok, he should give them Steven Seagal’s phone number.  He needs the work.